Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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