I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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