im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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