At least make sure they are 18
Why
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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