Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My balls are so social today.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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