He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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