Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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