This girl is more easily done than said...
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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