either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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