U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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