Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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