no. you can't hotbox the world.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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