is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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