That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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