I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
His nipple licking is glorious
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