how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
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