Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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