you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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