I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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