Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
you never un-have a 4some
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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