is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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