3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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