im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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