It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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