when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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