He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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