4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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