Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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