It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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