No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I'm at about main and main street
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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