brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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