that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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