I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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