dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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