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(913): View more from Kansas

My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster

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(607): View more from New York

Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?

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(970): View more from Colorado

just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?

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(425): View more from Washington

so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

we should probably just go check in at the police station right now

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(813): View more from Florida

He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.

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(435): View more from Utah

I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.

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