that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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