you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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