i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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