But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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