If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
