butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
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