just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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