That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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