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found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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