i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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