IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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