I feel great
I just peed on a car
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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