just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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