U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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