I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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