Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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