The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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