I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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